This fine what ever this thing is, came from the gov. 98% of that stuff works great but we either are too stupid to test it or don't care or don't have the parts.
Click Here to See more details. Another fine Gov nugget that we don't know much about and will sell for way under value!
The truth of fiber optic is that it is super fast, people say it's rocktic when their data flies past, of course for most people it's as simple as
The lazy dog just did a drive-by and 86ed the quick brown fox.
(Manufacturer or generic information provided only for your convenience, anything stated in the section below may not apply to the actual item)
We may use InstaPak "Foam in place" for your item, usually if it is fragile or large... It's super cool foam stuff that we also use for padding at our huge, nude wre$tling matches, so we know it works well, ;)
If we arrange a local pick up or you are using your own carrier, you will have 5 business days to arrange and pick up the item. A storage fee (see formula below) will be charged after the alloted time and the item will not be released until it is paid. If you leave it for more than 10 business days then you agree that your item will be forfited (as well as your soul).
Some of our items may have the UPC removed.
Local pickup may be available, contact us and we will let you know, if you bring candy or baked goods that may help too.
The formula for storage is [ d(s*R) ]
R=$3.50 - the current rate of retail space per sqft in Las Vegas.
Your satisfaction is very important to us. If you receive a wrong or defective item, please write a 2,000 word dissertation on what the problem is, we will be grading on grammar and content, if you do not receive a passing grade we will reject your request... Just kidding... :-D please contact us within 7 days upon receipt of package.
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